Fuck, my head hurts so much, that was a horrible drea-

where am i
why did i wake up in the middle of the road

Hah, is this your first time?

First time... doing what? Who even are you?

Right, probably is.
My name's Taylor, and I'll... show you around, I guess.

I don't understand where I am. I got shot in the head and somehow, I'm here? Is this the afterlife?

Well, technically. I'd say it's closer to reincarnation. So-

Reincarnation? But I feel the same, and I look the same. Did I manage to reincarnate into my dead body?

Oh my god will you let me fucking talk

Yeah, sorry.

Anyways, what happened to you is that you did die on... whatever planet you were born on, but you've moved to our planet. This happens to every person you've ever seen, except not all of them get moved to the exact same planet.

Aren't most of the planets too bad to live on?

You're another one of those Earth people, aren't you.

...Is that bad?

Not necessarily, your people just weren't really taught about other universes. You thought yours was the only one that exists.

Wait, so can other people from these other universes move to my Earth?

There's a slight possibility. It's not like theres only... 5 different planets to move to. There's way more.

What, did you count them all?

No, not all of them. I lost track sometime after... I think the 9050th one?

Huh? How'd you even-

Listen, that's not important right now. Just... be thankful you landed here, because this might be the best it gets.

Alright, thanks.

...Also, I don't think i've introduced myself in this conversation yet. My name's Michael.

It was nice to meet you, Mike.
Shit, I have to go to work now. I'll talk to you in a bit, alright?

Wait, how are you going to find me?

Oh, uhm... I didn't really... think about that.
Whatever, just find somewhere to stay for the night and I'll be back here tomorrow. Bye.

How am I even supposed to-
God, he's really fast. Can barely see him anymore. Well, guess I'll have to figure everything out on my own.